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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 00:32
No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks
Thumbs down again.
Ryan Blaney hits right notes in Nashville, lands first Cup Series win of season - NASCAR.com
They put up a sign reading
So they tried
Still no good
Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The Outer Worlds 2 Feels Like More Of The Same, And That's Okay - GameSpot
Everyone loved it.
No way
No go.
1-In-100,000 Chance Earth Could Be Yeeted Out Of The Solar System By A Passing Star - IFLScience
Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
How do you feel about Trump saying Ukraine 'should have never started war with Russia'?
Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
share office space ...
Sharpest View of the Sun Reveals Magnetic Stripes the Size of Manhattan - Gizmodo
So, the docs changed it to read
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Robin Thicke marries April Love Geary in romantic wedding after nearly 7-year engagement - Page Six
Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
—
Still no good.
Milky Way arcs over Kitt Peak National Observatory photo of the day for June 16, 2025 - Space
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
watchOS 26 Moves Latest Apple Watch Models to New Architecture - MacRumors
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Final Fantasy 16 runs at 720p on Xbox Series X in performance mode - Video Games Chronicle